cookie-sheet-toboggan:

why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool

negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest

ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend

russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american

ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand

domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye

ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye

vanessa carlysle (comics): implied american

ryan reynolds: we’ll cast an actress who’s originally from brazil

shatterstar (comics): white

ryan reynolds: asian

blind al (comics): white

ryan reynolds: black

deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian

ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!

munajem88:

Hidden feelings are a ticking bomb, it’ll blow up someday

weedle-testaburger:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

rolodextra:

goorduard:

rolodextra:

snorlaxs name in french is RONFLEX and if you don’t think that’s the second greatest thing you’ve ever fucking heard get the fuck out of my house

then what’s the first greatest thing

HIS GERMAN NAME IS

skywalkerstyle:

marisatomay:

aleesshu:

marisatomay:

jinxtus:

marisatomay:

all mosquitoes deserve to die

Awww, come on dude, don’t be like that. I mean, you know the ecosystem would collapse without them :o

Actually fun fact, mosquitoes are one of the few species that if they went extinct, the ecosystem wouldn’t be affected very much and no real harm would come from removing mosquitoes entirely !

Let The Extermination Begin

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

i fucking hated those things

found the asexual

the-emef:

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Fact:

They actually did that.

cannot. stop. laughing.